Russ

Russ is a traditional celebration for Norweigan high school students in their final spring semester. It traditionally starts on around 20 April and ends on 17 May, the day of the Norweigan Consitution day.

There are several different types of russ differing in the color of the caps and traditional uniforms most students carry during the entire russ period. The color of the uniforms usually reflects what type of study the person is completing.

They use over a year to prep buses and they give them themes and names before the celebrations. Some use over 10.000$ on the preparations.

They are spouse to complete all kinds of challenges, like drinking challenges, sexual challenges and stuff like that.

Physical education

For me, asking "is physical education a necessary subject?" is the same as asking "is Mariano Rajoy a good president?".

Same stupid question, same obvious answer.

No. A big no.

I mean, why do we need it? Especially in Batxillerat? If I wanted to do something related to sports in my life, I would have chosen something else. Not Batxillerat.

Really. When am I gonna use anything that I "learned" in P.E? Never. Because it's not important. We don't even learn anything. We just run and get tired. That's the only propose of that subject. Annoy. Being annoying. I've got P.E on Mondays and Thursdays and you can't even imagine how much I hate it. It's worthless.
We could use those 2 hours that we waste running around and losing time to do something important. But no. There we are, running without a propouse twice a week.

And if you fail that class, you're fucked up, and you've got to spent a lot of hours doing a work about some random sport or something that you just copy and paste from wikipedia.

It's a total waste of time. It would be more interesting to... I don't know. Study the theory of how to make "La Croqueta".

Really. It would be as useful  as Physical Education.

My other cat

My other cat's name is Alex.
Alexander Samuel McFletus Satan.
I chose it myself too.

He deserves the name Satan. He was supposed to be only "Alexander Samuel McFletus", but god. He really deserves it.

Even though this one is nicer than Oriunda. Until he isn't.

This one is the kind of cat that one minute is lying next to you, asleep, and the next minute is destroying your face with his claws,
Satan.
Evil Satan.

But he is adorable too. And like the other one, this one also acts like the king of the world. It must be a cat's thing.

My cat

My cat is a bad bitch.
Her name is Oriunda Raqueta Estatica Oscilada. I chose it myself.
No wonder why she hates me.

We had her since she was a baby. We've taken her of her, fed her, given her a home and loved her for almost two years now.
But she doesn't care. She doesn't even appreciate it. I think that, in her mind, we are her slaves and it's our duty to take care of her.
Fucking cat.
She hates everyone, breaks a lot of stuff and walks around like she owns everything, and still manages to make everyone like her. But she is nice. Sometimes. A 10% of he times, she is adorable. But then she starts to hate everyone again and leaves.
She is the typical cat that stares at everyone from one corner of the room, and if you get close, she runs away.

So nice. So kind.

Mr Robot

This summer, I watched a lot of TV Shows. Almost all of them were awesome, but there is one that struck me mote than the others.

Mr Robot is not the type of TV Show that I would watch. I didn't even wanted to watch it. But I remember that it was all over my twitter and all over the pages where I watch TV Shows. So I said to myself; "Fuck it. Let's watch it and see why everyone likes it so much".

So glad I did that.

I binge watched the whole first season in 2 days. Awesome. I don't know why, but I loved it. Then I found out that I had to wait an entire year for the next season and the sadness and frustration came to me, but I guess I'm used to wait.

Sometimes I didn't even know what was going on. It is complicated as fuck, but it's worth it. And you can't even imagine who is Mr Robot. And what is Mr Robot.

Sorry for the little spoiler

Or you can, but then all your theories will be destroyed. And then, they will be possible again. And then they won't.

I'll leave you the trailer here, because I'm not good explaining plots:
Mr Robot Trailer

Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones is a TV Show based on the series of books called "a song of ice and fire" from George R.R Martin, also known as Satan, the killer of everyone you love.

I'm not gonna talk about the books. I'll only talk about HBO's Game of Thrones.

Game of Thrones is an addictive TV Show that will keep you watching  till the end of the episode, and when this one ends, you'll watch the next one. You just can't watch one.

Or maybe you do. Maybe you don't even like it, but if you don't like Game of Thrones, you are being judged by me. Okay no, I'm joking, but just pretend that you like it and that way I can finish writing the post. Okay? Okay. Thanks.

Game of Thrones is awesome. It has awesome characters that you'll love. You will fall in love with them. Maybe you'll like them because they are cute, because they are adorable, because they are evil as fuck and you like evil people, because they are funny, because they are badasses, or just because you do.

You'll see them live, love, be happy, be sad, win, lose, cry and laugh. You'll join them in their path through the Seven Kingdoms, and you'll walk by their side, and you'll be with them in all of their important moments.

And then, when you realize how much you love that character and how important he/she is for the TV Show, BAM, George R.R Martin will kill him/her.

All of them. 

He has no mercy.

But it's not only his fault. I haven't read the books yet, but I read a lot of stuff on Internet that says that a lot of the stuff that happens on the TV Shows never happened in the books.

So that means that the showrunners are as evil as George R.R Martin. 

Anyway.

If you haven't watched Game of Thrones yet, you are missing out. It's an awesome TV Show with an awesome story and awesome characters. 

Awesome characters that you will love and they be murdered, leaving you heartbroken.

Characters that you think that won't die because they look like the main characters. But they will. And you will be sad. 

Very.

And you'll say "That's it. I'm not watching this anymore. I can't do this."

But,  the next week after that you'll find yourself watching the new episode and falling in love with a new character, even though you know that he/she will die.

You can't stop watching it. Once you start watching, you can't stop.

It's a vicious circle that you can't escape from.

Rebel song

Foo Fighters - The Pretender

Siblings

I have a sister. A sister and two step-brothers.
And I hate them all.

Well, no. I don't hate them. But I don't like them. Especially my sister. God, she can be such a bitch sometimes. I don't have a "close" relationship with my step-brothers, so I don't hate them, or like them or anything. They are just two humans that sometimes walk around my house. Their house. Our house. I don't know. We used to be closer when we were younger (like 8 or 9 years old) , but I think that when we grew up we started to hate a bit each other, and by the time we stopped hating each other and stared to ignore each other. Now I think we're cool. When we see each other at lunch or dinner, we talk and we're cool, but that's it. We get along, but nothing more.

But it's different with my bitchy sister. She is annoying as fuck. I don't hate her either, but I don't like her. We have a weird relationship. I don't know, I guess that that happens with most of siblings.

But it's her fault. Sometimes it's mine too, but most of the time its hers. I'm a nice person. Well, no, I'm not, but I try. She is just a bitch. Without a reason. I don't know. She is 6 years older than me, and I think that sometimes she thinks that she is my mother or something, and she scolds me for everything. But then, when she is in a good mood, she starts to act like a soft-hearted loving sister.  And then I feel guilty for hating her when she acts like a crazy bitch, but then she starts to act like a crazy bitch again and I find myself deciding if I should hate her forever or forgive her for being a bitch.

I guess that that's what happens with siblings. Especially with older ones. Should I hate her? I don't know. I'll never know.

Email to my teacher

Hello, I'm Aixa. This morning you told us that we have to send you an email. Here it is.
I'm not really good speaking (well, now I'm writing, but it's the same) English, so I just wanted to say hi. Hi.

I guess i'll have to write more, so I'll talk a bit about me. I'm 16, I love TV Shows, books and video games, I've got 2 cats and 2 dogs, and nothing else matters.

And well, I love sleeping too. I guess you already knew that (because of the name of the blog), but I felt like telling it. I just love it. Sleeping is underestimated. It's awesome. It's like my favourite sport.
I also hate sports, and exercise and everything that involves phisycal activity.
Well, I like walking. It's like running, but you don't get tired.
But I can't stand slow walkers. I can't. I can't walk slow. If you ever see me walking slowly, it's probably because I don't wanna go to class, or because I'm stalking someone or because I'm really tired.
Something that rarely happens.
I get easily bored and I hate wating and stuff like that.

And I hate reggaeton, electrolatino and Telecinco.


I think that that covers everything.




Bye.

The Rabbit family

The Rabbit family was having a tea on a beautiful Saturday morning. Then, 2 rabbits left the house on a bike because they hated their family. They were leving for good. After 2 hours riding the bike, they arrived to a place called Nowhere. There, they met a rabbit called Idiot. Idiot was a drug dealer.
The 2 rabbits started to have drugs, and then, they danced a "Sardana" with Idiot, because they were high.

A few minutes later, Idiot died necause he had an overdose. To celebrate it, the 2 rabbits went to an apple tree, and they started to pick up apples. And the younger one, ripped Idiot's heart from his dead body, and he stared to wear it as a hat.
Then, the older one, saw 3 flowers. He went closer, and he realized that they were forming a triangle, and that was clearly a sing from the Iluminatis.
2 hours later, and Iluminati arrived to Nowhere, looking for the 2 rabbits. It was a cow. An evil one. And it had red eyes because it was an Iluminati cow from hell. His name was Lucifer.

The 2 rabbits joined the Iluminatis. Lucifer gave to the younger one butterfly wings, and he started to fly all over the place. But then he broke his neck and died.

The older one was really happy because he didn't have a family anymore. And he was an Iluminati now. To celebrate it, he went to the valley of Nowhere, and he started to make bubbles, but it wasn't enough. He was super happy and super excited, and he thought it was the best day of his life.And to show everyone his happines, he started skipping.

A few minuter later, the moon started to fall from the sky. It was Lucifer's fault. He did it on propouse, because he wanted to start the apocalypse.

And so he did.

Nobody knew it, not even the rabbit, but everyone was about to die.


Because of the apocalypse, Idiot came back to lfe.
He wanted revenge against the 2 rabbits (because of his heart), so he went to their house.

The family they left a day ago,was having a bath. All of them. Togheter.

Idiot killed them. All of them.

The older rabbit (the one that was alive) went back to his house too. He saw Idiot and he felt guilty. He baked a cake for him, with the help of 2 Iluminati mouses.


Then, everyone died, because the world exploded. They listened to music in hell.

And nobody had a happy ending.



THE END

Easter holidays

I spent my Easter holidays sleeping, watching TV Shows, reading, and sleeping more.

It was awesome.


I'm pretty sure that I only left the house once, and it was on Friday. We went to my grandparent's house, we ate there, and then we left again.
And then, I slept more.

It was kinda boring, but at the same time, it wasn't, because when you are sleeping you can't get bored (because you are asleep) so I guess it's okay.

But I wasn't asleep the whole week. Only a half of it.

I started watching a new TV Show. I played the Sims for 2 days. I spent a lot of time on Tumblr and Twitter. I spent time with my cat (but not with my family, because I am really evil).

And... I don't know. I guess that that's everything.
I don't know.

Alternative ending for Romeo and Juliet

(Narrated by Romeo)

Alternative ending

I heard that Juliet had killed herself. I was worried, because I'm stupid. I ran to Verona, to check if she was really dead, or if it was just a rumor. Honestly, I don't know what the heck I was expecting. Everyone told me that she was dead, but I went anyway, risking my own life, because I had to see it with my own eyes.
But what I saw left me forzen.

When I walked into the "cell", Juliet wasn't there. The grave where she was suposed to be, was empty.
And then, I turned my back and I saw her.
She looked strange, a bit crazy...
Then she yelled; -SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER-, she took a sword, and then she cut my head off.

And now I'm dead.

Yayy.

Free post (Supernatural)

Okay. So now we have to write a free post.
And, obviously, I'm going to write something about TV Shows.


Okay. Every time that I have a moment (and that's something that almost never happens, thanks to school) I watch TV Shows.
And currently I'm watching Supernatural.

I've been watching this one since summer, and I really like it.
Right now, it has 10 seasons, each one with 22 episodes.

It is about 2 brothers, who's mother was killed by a demon when they were really young (the older one was like 4, and the younger was still a baby), and their father, looking for revenge, becomes a hunter, and with his sons, hunts all kind of supernatural creatures.

The pilot episode stars with Sam, the younger one, in college.
Then ,his older brother, Dean, shows up in his door, telling him that their dad has been in a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days.

Then Sam, decides to go seek his father with his brother, and then, go back to college.

They don't find the father, (the entire 1st season is about them looking for their father), but when Sam goes back to college, and finds out that his girlfriend was killed by the same demon who killed his mother many years ago.

And then he drops out college and goes with his brother across the country hunting supernatural creatures and seeking for his father, and for revenge.



I like it because it's cool, and I like supernatural stuff, like ghosts, demons, angels and that kind of stuff.

Describing pictures

Photo 1:

This is a really weird picture.

A man is carrying his son on his shoulders.

The weird part is that the man's face is in the kid's head, and the kid's face is in the man's head. And that is really weird.

Just take a look.

It's weird as fuck.

Photo 2:

I don't need to describe this picture. It speaks for itself.

The human race sucks.

(Especially the photographer who took this picture)

Love Song

All Time Low- Painting Flowers

About me

http://about.me/odairparnell