The Rabbit family was having a tea on a beautiful Saturday morning. Then, 2 rabbits left the house on a bike because they hated their family. They were leving for good. After 2 hours riding the bike, they arrived to a place called Nowhere. There, they met a rabbit called Idiot. Idiot was a drug dealer.
The 2 rabbits started to have drugs, and then, they danced a "Sardana" with Idiot, because they were high.
A few minutes later, Idiot died necause he had an overdose. To celebrate it, the 2 rabbits went to an apple tree, and they started to pick up apples. And the younger one, ripped Idiot's heart from his dead body, and he stared to wear it as a hat.
Then, the older one, saw 3 flowers. He went closer, and he realized that they were forming a triangle, and that was clearly a sing from the Iluminatis.
2 hours later, and Iluminati arrived to Nowhere, looking for the 2 rabbits. It was a cow. An evil one. And it had red eyes because it was an Iluminati cow from hell. His name was Lucifer.
The 2 rabbits joined the Iluminatis. Lucifer gave to the younger one butterfly wings, and he started to fly all over the place. But then he broke his neck and died.
The older one was really happy because he didn't have a family anymore. And he was an Iluminati now. To celebrate it, he went to the valley of Nowhere, and he started to make bubbles, but it wasn't enough. He was super happy and super excited, and he thought it was the best day of his life.And to show everyone his happines, he started skipping.
A few minuter later, the moon started to fall from the sky. It was Lucifer's fault. He did it on propouse, because he wanted to start the apocalypse.
And so he did.
Nobody knew it, not even the rabbit, but everyone was about to die.
Because of the apocalypse, Idiot came back to lfe.
He wanted revenge against the 2 rabbits (because of his heart), so he went to their house.
The family they left a day ago,was having a bath. All of them. Togheter.
Idiot killed them. All of them.
The older rabbit (the one that was alive) went back to his house too. He saw Idiot and he felt guilty. He baked a cake for him, with the help of 2 Iluminati mouses.
Then, everyone died, because the world exploded. They listened to music in hell.
And nobody had a happy ending.
THE END
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